These damn things have infested a serious problem. I woke up countless numbers {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in bumps and itching like hell.

My dwelling is overrun with these monsters. I've tried everything to kill them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These evil beasties are driving me crazy.

I'm at my wit's end. I must find a solution to get rid of these freaking pests once and for all.

Bloody Bed Bug Nightmares

Dude, bed bugs. These tiny little sucking demons will turn your entire existence upside down. You get bitten, you itch like crazy, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the fuck they got there in the first place. It's a complete disaster.

You start checking your furniture like a psycho, and you're constantly paranoid about getting bitten again. You wash everything, vacuum the place to death, but those sucking vampires just keep coming here back. It's like they're literally your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.

• Seriously

Bed bugs are the worst. They make your sanity a living hell.

Kill These Tiny Freeloaders!

These freakin' things are killing me! I swear they multiply by the hour. They crawl all over, biting and itching me non-stop. I've tried everything to destroy them - bombs, traps, even that weird ancient trick. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these minuscule creatures are superpowered.

• I'm seriously considering a life off the grid.
• Think of all those cacti!
• Or maybe I'll just surrender.

Damn You, Bed Bug!!

These infernal pests are the worst! I can't even looking at my mattress. It feels like a infested nightmare. How did they get in here?? I've already {tried everything: treatments, boiling my clothes, and even sleeping on the couch. Nothing seems to help.

It feels like I'm losing this battle against these tiny freaks. I just want a good night's sleep!

Those Fucking Bed Bugs!

Ugh, seriously, bed bugs! Them are the worst. Totally infest your apartment. You can't sleep because you're scratching all night long. They are in every crevice and they just won't die. I've tried so many things, but nothing seems to work! I'm at my wit's end.

I hate these little creatures with a passion. I'd rather sleep on the floor than have to share these bloodsucking things again!

These Little Pricks Are Driving Me Bananas

I'm at my wit's end with these little jerks. They're constantly bugging up the side. I swear, sometimes I just want to explode. They're so rude. It's like they don't care.

• One minute they're ruining my day and the next they're acting innocent.
• Honestly, it's enough to make me want to pull out my hair.

Hopefully I can find a way to deal with them before I completely lose it. I just need a vacation!